The De-Cluttering Diva

An Open Letter To My Neighbours

December 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

This post is apropos of absolutely nothing except to let you know that this situation can happen even in the home of the De-Cluttering Diva.  I’ve thrown it in because I felt I had to make up for the fact that the last post is a re-run from last year.

 

An Open Letter To My Neighbours

 

Dearest Neighbours

 

We are delighted to advise that here at Chez Diva our toy collection continues to grow.

 

Diva-ette is unwilling to allow any toys to take a holiday or pull up stakes and move away completely. 

 

Therefore, it has been determined that the toys can no longer be contained in their assigned areas and they are about to take over the living space heretofore allotted to the comfort of the three people and one cat.

 

After careful consideration of all of her options, Diva-ette has determined that the best solution to this dilemma is for us to move in with you.

 

While we are certainly looking forward to spending much more time with you, in order to allow everyone to adjust to this change gradually, we feel it would be best to wait until the toys have completely taken over all remaining living space. 

 

Through careful extrapolation of the data, I have determined that this will occur on or about December 26, 2008.

 

Please prepare our accommodations accordingly.

 

While we have enjoyed the occasional wave and brief discussion of the weather over our shared fence, I look forward to this opportunity to get to know you on a much deeper level.

 

Sincerely,

The Entire Diva Family